Works in progress- 3 word, 3 minute scratch 15/04/25

Hargar looked surprised.

No one had ever called him by his real name before . He’d renamed himself by deed poll after a particularly nasty break up, somewhere back in 1996, when he was about 21.

He’d decided, bruised and battered and frankly, rather heartbroken, that he would like tk re-brad his entire self. Like he was a marathon bar. Or rather, a snickers.

He’d want to invoke the Vikings, the men of yesteryear. Vikings don’t get dumped by girls called ‘Kate’. Vikings didn’t save to buy flowers, or take Kates to the cinema, or hold their hands in pizza restaurants.

They carouse across the globe, seeking women as they desired.